Meet 'Mr. Silky Smooth' – The TPE Beau You Didn't Know You Needed!
Hold onto your knickers, ladies and gents! For in the grand realm of pleasure, 'Mr. Silky Smooth' reigns supreme. Whether you're a first-timer or a seasoned pleasure seeker, our dashing dildo promises a jolly good time.
The Tantalising Tidbits:
- Just Starting Out? Fear not! It's perfectly portioned for those new to the game.
- Feels Oh-So-Real: Like that uncanny neighbour who insists he's seen a UFO. Only this, you'll want to touch.
- A Sight to Behold: Hand-finished and boasting every nook, cranny, and (ahem) vein. Wink.
- Stay Put, Old Chap: Rock-solid suction for hands-free revelry. Or attach to the forehead for an impromptu unicorn costume. We don't judge.
- Splendid in Soaks: Completely waterproof, because sometimes one just needs to frolic in the tub.
- Proper Safety Standards: Assuredly phthalate-free and compliant with the REACH regulations. So on the mark, it's like a perfectly steeped cuppa
- Tip-Top Secret Delivery: Ships in a nondescript box, so even if your postie's a right nosy parker, your secret's safe!
The Particulars for the Proper Peeps:
- Total Length: 7.87 Inches (that’s about two digestive biscuits end-to-end, give or take)
- Insertable Length: 5.11 Inches
- Diameter: 1.38 Inches (a proper stout fellow!)
- Circumference: 4.3 Inches
- Weight: A mere 290g – about the heft of a sturdy scone, just without the clotted cream.
- Material: Superior-grade TPE (the creme de la creme!)
Before you ride off into the sunset with 'Mr. Silky Smooth', slather on some water-based lube. When you've had your fun, a bit of warm soapy water will keep him spick and span.